All 22 game Reviews


JR's Big adventure JR's Big adventure

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

All I can say is...

Make better graphics! That is all I can say to improve on! You know, this was a lot better than some of those higher rated movies that are games, but end way too quickly. This was a nice, long adventure where you could actually figure out the puzzles, but they weren't obvious....
I couldn't find any of the secrets.
Good job and where is his other adventure?



Portal Man Portal Man

Rated 2 / 5 stars

As bad as the thieves themselves!

Yeah, gee, I guess we should all rip on that guy for showing us Xao Xao.. What the hell was he thinking trying to show us all something cool?!? Ohh, I know what you're jealous about.. That he did not work on the movie? Look, I'm sure that even if he lied and hadn't asked for the guys permission, the maker would know by now and it would be under the proper persons name.
Lets see, enough about that... Who wants to see the best flash films ever made and get inspired? Certainly not this game! The same annoying beat over and over again and again! What the hell were you thinking? The controls aren't really that well, as a big part of pacman was that you couldn't stop moving. Horrible attempted ripoff. The newgrounds staff was kind of cool, although the .swf files just didn't look right. Appropriate, but ... didn't fit. I'll admit, I finished the first level and then killed myself on purpose to see what would happen... All and all, nice concept, but should have never left your mind!



African Detroit Cop African Detroit Cop

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Nothing less than great!

I've worked with flash before, and I know how to look for cheapness... maybe something moves across the screen, but isn't animated... etc...

While there was tweening, you still animated liquid smooth him walking, dancing, and all other actions. Your hard work has paid off as I am nothing short of impressed! This was a wonderful and refreshing view from the portal tradition of, "Shoot this guy!"... I love to see non-violent stuff!

Yes I know this had violence in it, but it wasn't based solely on it. Great job!



Ballz (NG Ver) Ballz (NG Ver)

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Okay ignoramus's.

Now then, yeah this isn't something linear, so don't judge it because there isn't some stupid button that makes it like all the other "games" here in the portal. This is one of the few AcTUAL GAMES that isn't a movie with one choice. There is a great amount of code to make the physics of this games so realistic and logical.... Plus there is so much small stuff that you don't even notice but it adds up. So give it a high score cause it is one of the few true games here on NG.



Random Excuse Machine Random Excuse Machine

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Well then

You know, this is pretty fun fuck-around flash fun!

It goes Action, Verb, Noun.

Simple enough, but a great idea I have to say you performed well. Good job! You deserve your score and I hope to see more creative work from you in the future!



Crono-walking-testing Crono-walking-testing

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

This sucks!

Okay people, I detect another Final Fantasy Pits... THIS IS NOT GONNA GO ANYWHERE! Look, he doesn't even have an engine ready! Shit, I have the whole damned script on my page (http://www.smokingninja.com/g ame.html) for the battle system but we know it's gonna be a crap demo so we don't put it out! We are WORKING ON IT! Listen kid, you make the game/movie, and near completion, YOU MAKE THE DEMO! Geez.... People, I really hate you FF idiots who slap a three or higher just because it has FF written on it. Hell, more than a 1 is insane. You want to see a true RPG engine in flash? GO to that link! Natakusoft, don't you DARE make these fools more empty promises! Leave flash to people above the age of 16!



The Angry Neighbors The Angry Neighbors

Rated 4 / 5 stars

This was excellent!

This is a lot like those negotiator series, but has it's own twist... the stop button... This is an awesome flash movie that I played for like 8 minutes! There were no bugs, no spots that were boring... A bit short but it was all sweet! Mike, you did a fantastic job!



Rat Dee Jay 5 Rat Dee Jay 5

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Tiresome!

I am growing so weary of all these rat dee jays... The first couple were okay but this one has no redeeming qualities... There's absolutely nothing new and the concept is old, and overdone by the author. There are only five different sounds out there, two for each one? That creates choices but no variety... Especially when there is no bass. This was well done but... it's old. Better than most flash movies, but.... *yawn*... I was expecting more for such an update....



MAIN STREET MAIN STREET

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I hate all of you people

I really am beginning to dislike the people who come here because they vote high for "things to come" rather than "things that are here"... Final Fantasy Pits is finally off but only because it was deleted... Rather than it being entirely shitty. This has nothing to do. Hell, I can do everything this guy did in flash... I'm not sure if he drew the cars or not, props to him if he did but... other that... There's nothing here to do! This does NOT deserve a rating of 3.58!!!!More like 2.58! Nothing to do! Not even amusing. You people suck. I hate you all.



Nintendo Rpg (Finished) Nintendo Rpg (Finished)

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Understand this

Yes this game isn't an actual RPG as it claims, but everyone must admit that this guy spent time making this movie. He didn't just crap out a Final Fantasy Pits clone.. He knew he couldn't script a real rpg battle scene, so what else could he do? I think he did a fantastic job at covering his tracks and making this game as interesting as possible. I didn't care that the fights were fake.. At least the magic was different almost every time! Hey, at least he added in some "suspense" parts where you were afraid you might die.. Anyway, this still isn't an rpg, but that doesn't make it a bad movie. Kid, keep up the good work but don't call it finished when it isn't...