brittharris's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Patient Zero pt.1]

I thought the others were being mean..

I thought the other reviewers were being too hard on this movie before I played it. They weren't sadly.... I don't think I need to mention the loader.... However why of all songs in the world did you choose that crappy song? I hate that song because it plays on this stupid ass car commercial.. Cars will NOT set you free! They imprison you to jobs you don't like and you put all your money towards that.. Shit, I'd rather spend all that money on coke so I am at least being social and having fun... Anyways... Your movie was very lame I agree. Why? No originality. The people of the portal are tired of short films about people dying or explicit words... We want more... Focus on something original...... Also... Why do you have the whole 5 minute long song on a 30 second film? Thats a lot of downloading time wasted....

[Darth Vader Ebonics]

Wow

Good production for SugarHighMan... creator of "big black nasty ho".... Amazing, 207 votes and not a SINGLE review! Well, I'll just put a stop to that! Actually I liked this video. It was pretty well done.

[Super SF2: Finish Him]

It wasn't that is was funny

but because I'm a big fan of Street Fighter, a game for people who like fast moving action.. Tekken is a game where you take forever to recover from your moves and is trendy.. Dumbass Resurrection... Anyways, after spending literally over $200 on Street Fighter 3 Giant Attack, I can really appreciate what you'd done here... Good job!

[2 Screwed 4 TV !]

I'm just handing out threes today!

Okay, yeah, you need to use the stream audio thingy. Second, the sound file was rather bland and... not funny. Come on... I think the only reason people find this funny is because it is Sesame Street.. I've noticed Candy kids and other unintelligent life forms worship little kid things because it's on their intelligence level. Stay off of Sesame Street or you'll get mugged by me... The candy kid killer!

[Cow Trek]

Cow! MOOOOO!!!!

I think what makes this so funny is that it was a cow... Cows equal comedy! Simple as that! Rather simple movie but at least everything was taken care of graphic and tween-wise...

[x]

No no no!

All you did was flip this guy around, then you zoomed in on everything... Tsk tsk....

[Ode a la Josh Navarro]

Oh Tom, where are you?

Tom, we need you in here! The citizens of the portal have mush for brains and have been voting five on the very crap they complain about! I'm giving this movie a big fat zero because there was next to no effort in it, the bass was cracking hard which means he just told it to play a sound and left it at that, and there is no stop at the end of the "film". This SUCKS! Come on Tom, delete this, the history of fuck, everything done by unknown 34 (final fantasy pits)! I find this movie a great dissapointment... How is it at a 3.06? Just because of a song that isn't even funny? If you gave this a three, four, or five, you need to be shot!

InsomniakV responds:

Actually brittharris you gave me a 2. Thanks for your oppinion, I will take it into consideration for making future movies.

[Final Fantasy 8 Wassap!]

They were right

They were right.. You FF nerds will vote high for anything FF related. Come on, this SUCKED! I like FF but I'm not going to be its bitch!

[Feminem Parody]

Will the real Slim Shady please shut up?

Heh, that was very nicely done! The animation was a bit choppy, but other than that it was really nice! Who did that sound file? Oh well, I think Eminems fame is going downhill. Everyone is getting tired of his whiny ass... Funny, he acts all big but when a guy and him get into, he runs and pulls an empty gun. What an idiot. I guess he knows he can't fight worth shit. Actually, thats proof. If him and NSYNC ever got into it, I think that they could kick his ass.. Just one on one that is.. Sad, I don't even like those boy bands, but I'm pretty sure that they could whoop his ass. Eminem, please go away before you look like a big idiot... all over again..

[Mike B on the Prowl]

Great!

One thing about the portal, is that things are getting way better. We're not getting nearly as many horrible entries as we used to. This one was pretty funny and well... Just well done! I laughed!