All 52 movie Reviews

Betrayalâ„¢ Betrayalâ„¢

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Linkin Park

Hey, I'm not a Linkin Park fan, but that didn't detract from the movie, or a good choice for the song. Everything went well together and was timed perfectly. Thats a really good job, and something you rarely see on the portal.. (syncing music with the movie)..
Yeah i just recently found out my best friend (also ex girlfriend) and my ex best friend were fucking behind my back. So I just said that they couldn't be my friends anymore... Just surrounding myself with less fuckers.

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Super Robby Super Robby

Rated 4 / 5 stars


First attempts usually do suck, and this is on par... but it was the way you did it that made me laugh... "grrr oooooh I'm so angry"... Where is the sequel? I really wanna see one!

Gunya Gunya Gasu Gasu Gunya Gunya Gasu Gasu

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Well, this was as understandable as Hayakougouchi! Just as fun as well! Pretty good what you got here... And when you say "Thanks to Jay Stile" is it who I think it is?

Problems Problems

Rated 0 / 5 stars

This really suxxxorz

So I take it you just really wanted to make people hear crappy, fat old freddy d talk his shit, from which he backs down from... wuss..

Anyway, LB sucks, and Wes Borland has a better band. Iggy Pop is god though. Yeah whatever, you have never heard Iggy Pop.q

When OJ Attacks When OJ Attacks

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I'd love to

I would like to give this a higher score but I couldn't understand for the life of me what half of the sentences were! Was this made in the UK? I believe it was that accent rather than Australian but I'm no expert. I could understand little of the language (unlike OJ's victims) but from what I saw was this...
Excellent graphics
Excellent animation
Great voice recording (that is why my score is so high.. You must have some very expensive equipment!)
And a comical parody.

Good job but I'll enjoy it more when I could understand more!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This was fantastic!

This was nothing short of inspiring to be quite honest. Never before have I seen such true vision in the portal. This is definately a masterpiece, and unfortunately not many people will recognize this. Great work, I liked the nonsensical pathways, as being an ADD child I had dreams just as mindbending. Your work has paid off.

Blade of the Ninja Blade of the Ninja

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Yeah whatever

I hate people who make "trailers" that actually are the whole movie. Coming soon to Newgrounds my ass. It's been a year. I'm voting a zero because I hate lies.

Zero Wing Zero Wing

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Two words : Ho hum.

I feel that this started out as a music video, that turned into a tribute to the video game Zero Wing. I felt that the music didn't really fit with the video, nor vice versa! The graphics did look great, the animation was quick and smooth yes, but if it is irrelevant... it isn't truly appreciated then. I saw the ships fly by and and nicely translated explosion occur, but I didn't feel it.

This was an excellent movie, and a nice song but they just don't mix I feel. I hope I haven't made you angry, but this just wasn't worth the download (even though I have DSL) as this movie did not make me feel any emotion nor hold my ADD attention. Like I said, great animation and drawings, it is just that the song didn't mix well.

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fetus wars: episode 1 fetus wars: episode 1

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Don't let them get ya down!

I thought this was pretty funny. Yeah it was stupid, but I laughed at the whole situation... Fighting unborn babies warring against each other since before birth? Then realizing they love each other? If we all paid a little bit more attention from those dead babies we'd learn a lot as a society...

White people are robots!! White people are robots!!

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

This movie really sucked

Hmmm... Let me look at Dan Kaufmans profile...Wow, I'm surprised. I thought it woulda been by some white kid trying to be black (and don't give me that "what the hell is acting black!?!" crap...It's not a racist remark and you damn well know it) but it's not. So now I look at this movie in a different perspective... What was your motive for making such a stupid movie? I didn't laugh once. I was horribly bored, and the animation was nil. Come back when you have a punchline or a cooler movie.

Oh yeah, racists are not cowards... They're stupid fucks. Have you ever seen a smart racist person? I never have, and I know I never will. Until then, I'll tide you over with the only good white joke I've heard...

Whats twelve inches long, and white?